A BUM JOKE

A very scruffy man asked a man on the street for $2.00.

"Will you buy booze?" The man asked, to which the bum replied "No"

"Will you gamble it away?" Once again the bum replied "No".

"Will you make bets at the golf course?" The bum replied "No"

"Will you spend it on model airplane things?" Once again the bum replied "No".

Then the man asked "Will you come to my home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, play golf, gamble, or fly model airplanes?"

Sorry for the lateness of the newsletter. I really have no excuse.

We’ll be voting for our new president on Tuesday the Seventh at the meeting, to be held at Godfathers on South Locust Street at Seven P.M.

Look forward to seeing you all there^.